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20220946729_6c73f51f03_oNo matter how automagical your marketing automation software is and no matter how responsive, mobile-ready, and activation-optimized your website is, it really comes down to your first real human connection.  Conor Lynch of CrossFit South Arlington had me at hello.

I have been exploring marketing automation and am amazed as to how advanced these software platforms have become. My girlfriend has been using a tippity top brand of marketing automation at her company and tells me that they’ve also become super-easy to use. I have been exploring SalesFusion myself and am amazed how one software program can replace everything you need to market, advertise, promote, prospect, content market, social media market, email market, event market, etc, online — and even face-to-face.

Down side: all marketing automation tools are expensive with monthly prices starting at ~$500 and going north; up sides: they’re the Fortune 500‘s secret weapon, they’re super easy-to-use now, and the adoption of the MAS amongst SMBs outside of the tech sector is so low that they could very well be your secret weapon too.

22719964835_1e90ac4f9d_oThat said, even with the best MAS in the world, it really does come down to harnessing your inner Conor Lynch.

I have been doing everything to get back into shape: started a health and fitness blog, became obsessed with kettlebells, applied for membership at the legendary Potomac Boat Club, bought a treadmill desk, and even committed to rowing 200,000 meters between November 26 and midnight Christmas Eve as part of the Holiday Challenge.  I met my buddy Miles Fawcett and he told me that he’s committed to CrossFit when he’s not being an awesome dad, husband, and owner of Urban Alarm. He looks great and so does my business partner, Dan Krueger, who might just be the King of CrossFit. Both men are deep in their 40s and look like Greek Gods. So, I thought I would give it a try. So, I hit Google and discovered that CrossFit South Arlington is the closes Box to where I live in Pentagon City.  Of course, I looked for pricing, but the site’s coy. So, I popped a quick note to info@crossfitsoutharlington.com:

Subject: CrossFit-Curious

 

Hi there,

 

17006281047_131a6fd3b7_oI have tried to get going on my own KBs and even my own Concept2 but I can’t make a dent.

 

I am up to 300lbs and am 45 — I would love to join and really commit.

 

My buddy Dan Krueger and all his friends look like Greek Gods — I am not there yet.

 

Is there a lot of flexibility if I am not there yet? So that I don’t hurt myself as I get started.

 

I do have an athletic background: rowing, wrestling, running, skulling, erging.

 

But right now, I am an old fat bastard.

 

Are you the box for me? I live really close: Lofts 590, right down the block.

 

Cheers,

 

Chris

17029399189_5b4af58078_oI emailed CFSA at 9:11 PM on Friday got a response at 4:20 PM on Sunday:

Chris,

 

Fantastic introduction.

 

It was as if I were simultaneously reading an online dating profile and engaged in a battle of riddles with Gollum.

 

While we initially tried a gym policy of “Greek Gods only, no Fat Bastards allowed”, it turned out to a rather small and unfortunately incestuous group of athletes. Too small a population to run a viable business.

 

So now we happily teach fundamental technique with an obsessive emphasis on proper posture and position to athletes of all ages and sizes.

 

There are no benchmarks for speed, strength or skill. We’re open to anyone (no matter how thick their skull or midsection) who wants to learn and can be a friend to the person beside them for an hour.

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Consider this a positive reply to your personal ad for physical activity.

 

How about a first date this Wednesday 9 December at 7:30pm? It’s our small group free class, where you’ll go through the CrossFit equivalent of junior prom with a handful of other folks who awkwardly have no clue what they’re doing?

 

I’m excited.

 

Have a great end to your weekend and looking forward to seeing you in here soon.

 

Conor Lynch

Conor did such a brilliant job responding that I forwarded his charming, funny, and perfectly mirrored response on to my girlfriend just because I feel like I’ve already met my match.  Funny thing: I was really only sniffing around doing my first foray into my CrossFit research. I generally start my research weeks and months before I jump. Well, the trap was set and here’s my response — I was sold. I’m as good as there on Wednesday evening:

18586117214_c7b053b568_oYou’re more charming and funny than I.

 

I thought only fat, ugly, and old people need to be charming. Bugger.

 

I accept Wednesday at half 7.

 

Do I need to wear my Hans and Frans muscle suit? Having a shower will never bother me so that’s not an issue. See you at 7:30PM on Wednesday? Cool.

 

Do I need to but a complete Rouge and Onnit CrossFit bro wardrobe before coming in?

 

Cheers,

 

Chris

And then Conor earned his closer coffee with his final response:

22353523612_e9fb85e9f4_oHans and Franz suit would be ideal, as the gym is a drafty, decaying warehouse.  You’ll want a layer to wear while warming up which you can then remove before sexy time the workout starts.

 

See you at 7:30pm this Wednesday.

Now that’s how it’s done. And I assume that if someone were to contact him all serious and earnest, he might very well respond in more of a businesslike manner with a different sort of encouragement.   His signature says that he’s a CrossFit Level 1 Trainer and a CrossFit Kids, Mobility, Football Certified instructor — which makes sense. If you’re good with self-loathing, overweight, aging athletes then you’re probably brilliant with kids!

So, note so self: even after I implement a pretty awesome and irresistible marketing automation strategy to my Gerris Corp website, I really need to make sure to put my color, personality, and a dash of charm and friendliness, into the queries I get through my super-modern, automagical,  marketing automation-powered online sales funnel — and even into the tone of the emails and responses that a pre-prepare for my automated trigger campaigns and all that other prepared content.

23452651162_926f73b106_oConer won me at hello because he won me with his personality. He was willing to risk being funny and familiar with someone he doesn’t yet know and it worked for him, at least with me.  In his humor and willingness to play, he made me feel a lot less self-conscious about my body, about my level of fitness, about even my worthiness to join the cult of CrossFit. In his response, he said to me in so many words, “come on in, the water’s fine.”

Now it’s your turn: go git ’em, Tiger!

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Chris Abraham

Chris Abraham, digital strategist and technologist, is a leading expert in digital: search engine optimization (SEO), online relationship management (ORM), Internet privacy, Wikipedia curationsocial media strategy, and online public relations with a focus on blogger outreachinfluencer engagement, and Internet crisis response, with the digital PR and social media marketing agency Gerris digital. [Feel free to self-schedule a 15-minute call, a 30-minute call, or a 60-minute call with me] A pioneer in online social networks and publishing, with a natural facility for anticipating the next big thing, Chris is an Internet analyst, web strategy consultant and adviser to the industries' leading firms. Chris Abraham specializes in web technologies, including content marketing, online collaboration, blogging, and consumer generated media.  Chris Abraham was named a Top 50 Social Media Power Influencer by Forbes, #1 PR2.0 Influencer by Traackr, and top-10 social media influencers by Marketwire; and, for what it’s worth, Chris has a Klout of 79 the last time he looked. Chris Abraham started doing web development back in 1994, SEO in 1998, blogging in 1999, influencer engagement in 2003, social media strategy in 2005, blogger outreach in 2006, and Wikipedia curation in 2007. Feel free to self-schedule a 15-minute call, a 30-minute call, or a 60-minute call. If you want to know the services that Chris offers check out Services If you want to work with Chris use the Contact Form You're welcome to follow me via Social Media You can learn more about Chris over in About Chris writes a lot so check out the Blog Chris offers webinars so check Events

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